he of the 999 unupdated packages
he of the shameful manjaro install
he of the most glorious arch install
he who has betrayed his college cruelly
he of the O(n!) website builder
he of the 12,000 unfinished side projects
he of the half-read cryptonomicon
he of the homosexual lifestyle
he who seeks the shortest path to hamilton
he who knows 370 things
he who keeps servers as pets, not cattle
swift-heeled ravi
he who knows to write in stone
he who makes use of vim, yet knows not how
he who hacks only together, never apart
he of the bottled focus
he who worships GPT-3, and GPT-2 before it
help im trapped in an epithet factory
he who is Ravi, King of all the Blest
he of the great bow which never bends
he of the jaw, the jaw, the jaw, the jaw and bleeding jaw
he who spent THREE DAYS making worse Jekyll for this disaster
he of the frequent water-downing
he of the 10,000 unread emails
he of the pathalogically clear inbox
he who knows that a group of foxes is a leash, earth, or skulk
he who is Ravi, lord over Deer
he of the quest to map genderspace
he of the soon-coming carpal tunnel
he of the trackpoint cult
he of the beat up thinkpad
he of the fresh new thinkpad
he who desires good lighting
he of the weird sun
he of the ontalogical class
he of the misapplied set theory
he of the machine lernin' data pit
he who is Ravi, mindgiver of Lemonzest in exile
he who is Ravi, mindgiver of Scorpion now passed
he who is Ravi, mindgiver of Max in glory
he who is Ravi, gripteacher of Subzero now passed
he of the pointlessly gap-covered desktop
he of the superfund python environment
he of the slapdash docker environment
he of the shameful youtube history
he who heretically questions the so-called devops
he who programs nothing but bash scripts
he who has to look up bash syntax
he of the ever-dark webcam
he of the sensitive soul
five-fold stabbed Ravi
ravi, whose keen eyes percieve both momentum and position
he who computes quickly by trying every possibility at once
he who acts on the entire state vector
he who integrates as easily as a mortal might differentiate
he of the gamebreaking plutonium
he of the secret, kept forever
he of the desperate hope that no one is clever
he of the letter H
he who knows more of evil than any alive know of vim
genus 12 (probably) Ravi
mask-marked Ravi
he who hacked together an almost static site so this thing could change
wheel smashing lord
bearer of the word Diamond